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Primus – Moron TV (2011) | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
Primus
Green Naugahyde
Moron TV

TRACK

Moron TV

Release date: 12th September 2011

From Green Naugahyde

About This Track

"Moron TV" is a track by Primus, from the album Green Naugahyde, released 12th September 2011. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Primus

Primus

Lyrics

Moron TV

[Intro]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Verse 1]

She feeds her face with cheddar balls

As my brain cells start to pop

She licks her fingers stares away

Her IQ slowly drops

I pry my eyes as best I can

From that big electric stain

She feeds her face with cheddar balls

And crams more nonsense in her brain

[Refrain]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Verse 2]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all

They pull a cretin from the shelves

And flash that filth under their nails

To make us feel better about ourselves

As they ooze across the screen

Like a pustule gutted troll

We fill their coffers full of gold

And praise the skill of asshole

[Refrain]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Bridge]

That one's famous for a sex tape

That one's famous from her dad

That one had more babies

Than anyone's ever had

That one married a rock star

That made all the little girls squeal

And that one wants to be President

'Cause she's got moron appeal, heh

[Refrain]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

[Outro]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Green Naugahyde

2011

Listen

Album

Green Naugahyde

Release year

2011

—Eyes of the Squirrel
—Hoinfodaman
—Extinction Burst
—Eternal Consumption Engine
—Green Ranger
—Hennepin Crawler
—Jilly's on Smack
—Moron TV
—Last Salmon Man (Fisherman's Chronicles, Part IV)
—Prelude to a Crawl
—Salmon Men
—Tragedy’s a-Comin’
—Lee Van Cleef
—Lee Van Cleef
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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Jay Lane, Larry LaLonde, Les Claypool
Producer: Les Claypool
Engineer: Les Claypool
Bass: Les Claypool
Drums: Jay Lane
Guitar: Larry LaLonde
Vocals: Les Claypool
Mastering Engineer: Stephen Marcussen