Poetry And Prose

I ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose

Ain't one for the scent of a springtime rose

But there is one fact that I do know

I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show

Other day I turn my TV on, what is it I do see?

Two crazy-ass cartoon sons-a'-bitches staring on back at me

Said, "What the hell's this", and Lar said, "Boy, don't you know?"

The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show

Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that

I could go for frog baseball, but I'm inclined to use a cat!

On comedy, I'm a Stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe

But now and then I get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show

Stone Temple Pearlvana Chains, now there's a helluva band

They got that original sound that's been sweepin' across the land

They ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me

If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC

I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man

I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!

I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn about prose

I sure do get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows

Butt-head: "Hey, Beavis."

Beavis: "What?"

Butt-head: "I was just like, uh, thinking and stuff... It was pretty cool."

Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that."

Butt-head: "TV is cool."

Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules. It rules! Yeah."

Butt-head: "Hey Beavis... I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels. That's gonna be cool."

Beavis: "Really? That would be cool."

Butt-head: "You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't suck."

Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, then why would you need the other, um, three hundred and twenty-seven?"

Butt-head: "Because, you know all those TV shows that suck? It's like, you hafta put 'em somewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool channel!"

Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it 'The Cool Channel'!"