Shake Hands with Beef

[Verse 1]

There's a time for lies

And a time for truth

I say eye for an eye

Eye for a tooth

[Pre-Chorus]

It's nice

[Verse 2]

When I roamed young

I'd scavenge around

Every nook and cranny

Of our little town

[Pre-Chorus]

It's nice

So nice

To be

[Chorus]

Pull out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

[Verse 3]

She's so fine

She's so sweet

Mom and Pop, they raised her

On huge slabs of meat

[Pre-Chorus]

She's fine

[Verse 4]

A man of nine

Water derby day

Twenty-six pumps on a Crosman

And it's time to play

[Pre-Chorus]

It's fine

So fine

To be

[Chorus]

Pull out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

[Instrumental Break]

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]

Pull out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

Pull out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls and shake hands with beef

Pull out the cannon, boys, steal us some wine…