Eggplant (Unreleased Wendy Vocal)

[Verse 1]

That kind of girl's no good for you

She flips her hair and thinks she's cool

Giggles at every joke you tell

Ask her religion, she'll say "swell"

Starving children, now that's hot

Long as she's eating, damn the lot

The Queen of England, Duke of Earl

They ain't got nothin' on this girl

[Chorus]

She change sheets with a different key, not as bad

Guinness couldn't count all the men she's had

You won't be satisfied 'til you marry the hag

Give birth to an eggplant, oh what a drag

[Spoken Interlude]

Yo Lucy, give me some slack

You don't even know the girl

"Oh yes I do

I know her kind exactly

She's probably got a poodle named Fluffy"

Yeah, I bet she got a real fluffy poodle

"Oh please"

[Verse 2]

That kind of girl's no good for you

All she wants to do is you

There's always eight women to three men

But if you marry an eggplant, oh what then?

[Spoken Interlude]

"IQ of a ice cube

A serious wind tunnel

You know what I mean?"

She's beautiful

"She's retarded - slow"

But you won't be satisfied 'til you marry a hag

Give birth to an eggplant

Oh, what a double-drag

[Bridge]

La la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la

Doo doo doo doo

If you marry an eggplant

Oh, what then?

If you marry an eggplant

Oh, what then?

Oh, what then?

[Verse 3]

Everybody jump back

Groove about to get black

Eggplants 'bout to bake

You better be ready to shake

[Interlude]

Eggplant...

Come on

Alright

[Verse 4]

Go-go booty gonna rock this soul

We 3 pirates take the gold

You know I support this group

[Outro]

Uh...

Eggplant parmesan hag

Oh

Eggplant

Eggplant

Eggplant

Eggplant