Horny Toad

[Intro]

Yeah!

[Verse 1]

If I had your number

I'd call you on the phone

I'd breathe a little heavy – if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan

I don't love you

I'm just a horny toad

[Verse 2]

I don't want your money

'Cause I got all I need

All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed

I don't love you

I'm just a horny toad

Ooh... yeah

Ooh-oo-ooh-hoo-ooh

[Verse 3]

If I had your address

I'd come right to your door

I'd knock all day 'til you let me in, and then I'd knock some more

I ain't crazy

I'm just a horny toad

[Verse 4]

If you think I'm nasty

You ain't seen nothing yet

You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream, the nastier I get

I can't help it

I'm just a horny toad

Now watch me dance

[Breakdown]

C'mon...

[Verse 5]

Run, go tell your boyfriend

That his loving got too old

Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road

Tell him you live on a lily pad

With a horny toad

Yeahhh, oh!