Vibrator

Is it my imagination

Or are U with the boys again?

U used 2 take me with U

I used 2 be your best friend

When U finally come home

Your car ain't got no gasoline

That's OK, baby

Cuz my new love treats me like a queen

Eat your heart out

CHORUS:

Vibrator makes me feel so good

Vibrator - don't U wish U could?

Vibrator - his patience can't be beat

Vibrator - I guess U could say that U're obsolete

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

It must be my imagination

Cuz I know I didn't hear U laugh

U'd be surprised what I do when U're through

Taking your macho bath

Uncharted waters sailed with ease

Land is always in sight

But with U it's always abandon ship (abandon ship)

And we didn't even get away from the dock 2night

Eat your heart out

CHORUS

Is it my imagination

Are U with the boys again?

U used 2 take me with U

I used 2 be your best friend

But now I'm just a plaything

Your ego-feeding female sex machine

Well U can take a hike, mister

Cuz U're the poorest excuse 4 a man I've ever seen!

Eat your heart out, sucker!

CHORUS

Vibrator makes me feel so good

Vibrator makes me feel so good

Uh oh, oh no!

Please don't die on me no

(Vibrator) {repeat in BG}

May I help U?

Yes, I was wondering if U had batteries 4 my bo...

Oh my God!

Look at the size of that thing!

Where did U get this?

Look, U got batteries or not?

Oh sure, we have batteries

They're in the storage room

Tell U what

I'll just take this downstairs and put them in myself

No, I'll tell U what, U and your rubber glove can go downstairs

And I'll take my business elsewheres

Now gimme this! Jeez!

Well, what do U want?

Goodness!

Goodness, nothing!

Baby, I'm busy

What do U want?!!

Do have any batteries that will fit my body massager?

Body massager? Please!

Right, U see my back's been acting up lately and...

Yeah, my back's been acting up 2

In fact, it acts up every time my boyfriend leaves

No, really, my back...

Save it honey, put it in the bank

I know what's happening

Here, these oughta work

Yeah, yeah, that'll work

Thank U!

Yeah, yeah, go on, get outta here!

Thank U so much, thank U!

Yeah, so get..

Body mas.. please!

(Vibrator) {repeats in BG}

G-spot, g-spot, where, oh where..

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Ready or not, here I come

Oh yeah

Oh, here I come

Oh yeah

Here I.. here I.. here I come!

Now!