Thick Thighs

I've heard
I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long
So what about my muffin top is wrong?
Suckin in really sucks
If I had a million bucks
I'd hire Jillian Michaels
And I'd probably still give up
I can't be the only one who likes
Extra fries over exercise
And never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been eatin' carbs since '95
And I heard thick thighs save lives

God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back
And all the sexy one-pieces hangin' on the racks
If you can't handle these love handles you can find me at McDonald's
And trust me
They'll be lovin' it

I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
And never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been eatin' carbs since '95
And I heard thick thighs save lives

Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free
But I can tell you
You won't catch me countin' calories
Or macros, or net carbs
Or hell, MSG
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
And never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell 'Diet' without 'Die'
I've been eatin' carbs since '95
And I heard thick thighs save lives
And I heard thick thighs save lives
So love thyself