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Prodigy

As If

Release date: 20th January 2017

From The Hegelian Dialectic (The Book of Revelation)
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About This Track

"As If" is a track by Prodigy, from the album The Hegelian Dialectic (The Book of Revelation), released 20th January 2017. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Prodigy

Prodigy

Lyrics

As If

[Intro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

It's how we tell 'em man

I be like, listen...

[Verse 1]

I'm not interested in all that

No thank you, I pass

Please skip me for the next person

I do appreciate that

So kind of you to offer

But no, really, I'm cool

I try to stay away from the things

That everybody else do

I've got my own thing happenin'

It's workin' out great for me

I'm healthy, I'm happy

I'm successful, and good money, uh

I hope that works out for you

Don't let my good heart fool you, I'll spaz out on you

I'm growin' up, this is dope

You should see this, get a seat

Yeah front row of the P show

Where you can all watch me

If y'all niggas only knew

How dumb y'all niggas look

How stupid y'all niggas sound

It's embarrassing, no good

How could you be so foolish?

This P, nigga, it's P

Yeah that says a lot about you

For you to ever doubt me

You a bird, you comical

But I keep that to myself

Try not to be disrespectful

But you pushin' me to get ill

[Hook]

If you knew better, you would do better

Get it together or lose forever

Your things don't impress me

Give a fuck about that whatever

You're not sayin' nothin' new, nigga

I said that already

Niggas plagiarizin' my rap

As if they trend settin', please

[Verse 2]

I had to learn to keep my opinions under my hat

These rappers are trash, but ain't nothin' we can do about that

Just let their garbage ass live, God loves them too

Ain't that what they say? The Lord protect babies and fools

But when a fool try to play me

Wet him up, then I'm Swayze

Can't ever be this outstanding

Bitch, my song is amazing

Your shit sound like every other song that's playin' on the station

And your outfit looks silly

And your jewelry is all basic

Slumdog Millionaire watch

Yeah with all that fake shit

Only thing you can pull is a stripper or a waitress

With that credit card fraud bullshit

Try to talk down on me

Your favorite rapper a fraud

But I'ma just sip this tea

With a little E&J spike

[Hook]

Get it together or lose forever

Your things don't impress me

Give a fuck about that whatever

You're not sayin' nothin' new, nigga

I said that already

Niggas plagiarizin' my rap

As if they trend settin'

If you knew better, you would do better

Get it together or lose forever

Your things don't impress me

Give a fuck about that whatever

You're not sayin' nothin' new, nigga

I said that already

Niggas plagiarizin' my rap

As if they trend settin', please

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Track details

From The Hegelian Dialectic (The Book of Revelation)

2017
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The Hegelian Dialectic (The Book of Revelation)
The Hegelian Dialectic (The Book of Revelation)
Prodigy
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2017
  1. —Bless You
  2. —Intro (The Hegelian Dialect)
  3. —Hunger Pangs
  4. —No Contest
  5. —Mr. President
  6. —Broken Apple
  7. —Mafuckin USA
  8. —Mic-rocosm
  9. —Mystic
  10. —Tyranny
  11. —The Good Fight
  12. —No Religion
  13. —As If
  14. —Snakes
  15. —PhD
  16. —New Balance
  17. —Spiritual War
  18. —Broken Rappers
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