Red, White, & Blue

[Verse 1]

Slap me as hard as you want

Aren't I supposed to offer the other cheek?

I mean really what's the point?

I keep coming back, perfect form and technique

Is anybody listening? Please say you're listening

And are you seeing this? How am I okay with it?

Repugnant recidivist, you'll get away with it

Oh, you'll get away with it

[Chorus]

All I do is cover for you

So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue

No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you

To red white and blue, red white and blue

[Verse 2]

So go ahead, ask me why I stay

I'll say it's because I love the way

He's well dressed and charming

Spangled and darling, vast and sprawling

What more could a boy need?

Oh please, oh please, oh please

I remember back when I was 13

I thought you were flawless, utterly spotless

Rugged and lawless, harmless and clawless

[Chorus]

But now all I do is cover for you

So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue

No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you

To red white and blue, red white and blue

[Chorus]

All I do is cover for you

So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue

No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you

To red white and blue, red white and blue