P.T.A. (Parent Teacher Association)

I know I'm getting on

And you're so very young

But would you like to stay

Until next Saturday or Sunday?

I'll give you your own room

It's next door to my room

And some time in the night

Well, maybe I just might

Oh take your clothes off, won't you, please?

You don't have to talk to me

Just leave the light on, so I can see

You've got everything I need, oh yeah

You know I can't forget

That special night we met

At the local P.T.A

When your mother came to say

That you'd been taking days off school

I turned and looked at you

I said, "Yes, I understand

I'm gonna take this girl in hand"

Oh take your clothes off, one two three

No, you don't have to talk to me

Just leave the light on, so I can see

You've got everything you need, oh yeah

'Cause I never had a woman before

I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly

And I don't know what it's like to be young

'Cause all my life I've been knocking on forty

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

- "So if I... put my hand... on your bosom..."

- "Yeah?"

- "...would that... give you an orgasm? No that's not right...

But, but if we, if we kissed with tongues..."

- Haha

- "...won't that, wouldn't that make, wouldn't that make you come?"

Oh take your clothes off, won't you, please?

No, you don't have to talk to me

Just leave the light on, so I can see

You've got everything I need, oh oh oh

Just one touch was all it took

No you can't learn it from a book

Let's go upstairs and have a look

Oh you've got everything I need

Oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah