Dairy Queen

We can do our makeup in the parking lot,
We can get so famous that we both get shot,
But right now, I'm in the shower.
We can get some press-on nails at CVS,
I can tell you now or I can make you guess,
But right now, I'm in the shower.
I'm in the shower.
We can drink our beer out of a sippy cup,
We can go to Disney World and fuck shit up,
But right now, I'm in the shower.
We can call in sick and go to Chuck-E-Cheese,
We can make a baby on the flying trapeze,
But right now, I'm in the shower.
I'm in the shower.
(I'm in the shower!)
Ooooooooh
Ooooohh
(I'm in the shower)
WE can fall in love at the dairy queen,
We can be nice or we can be mean,
But right now, I'm in the shower.