Hydrant Game

[Intro: Madlib + Melvin Van Peebles sample]

(What? Why you mad?)

"Don't go away mad" You did that yourself

You brought that upon yourself

("Anyhow... what can do you anyway – right?")

Man, you hear this? ("Nothin' I can learn...")

You hear what went down, bruh? ("Don't go away mad")

It's crazy... ("Don't go away–" "Don't go away mad")

("Lay there, catch your breath, get yourself back together...")

Aye, where you going? ("You ever seen a bigger fool?")

(Niggas ain't got no respect–" "No respect")

[Hook: Quasimoto, with Madlib]

Hey, girl –

Don't go away mad, just go away

You ain't gotta go away mad, girl, just go away

Lord Quas ain't the one that play the hydrant game

Astro Black ain't the one that play the hydrant game

[Verse 1: Quasimoto, Madlib, (Melvin Van Peebles sample)]

Riftin' for the last time, raisin' your leg on me – 

Huh – now here you come back, all fresh and clean, as you can see

Talking about... "I'll give you a little more trust in time"

But... "I'm tired'a ya, girl, screwin' my mind..."

I'm boycottin' your big butt, baby

Baby, I see your game, you take the cake, you win ("Alright, honey!")

Yeah, like Mr. Buddha would say, 

I crown you Miss Universal Monkey Wrench

Yo, send in the sub, coach, I'm staying on the bench

[Hook: Quasimoto, with Madlib]

Don't go away mad, just go away

You ain't gotta go away mad, girl, just go away

Lord Quas ain't the one that play the hydrant game

Astro Black ain't the one that play the hydrant game

Don't go away mad, just go away

You ain't gotta go away mad, girl, just go away

Lord Quas ain't the one that play the hydrant game

Astro Black ain't the one that play the hydrant game

[Verse 2: Madlib, Quasimoto, (Melvin Van Peebles sample)]

All those, like two hundred green, and so on

Yep, them shits will still be right here when you done gone

("I done tried to tell ya!")

And that new sweetie man, 

That you and your friends swore was the perfect gentleman

("Now I see you understand...")

That you saw yourself groovin' in

The fancy dresses, with no wrinkles, dreamed about doin' it

("I done tried to tell ya!") The world ain't all that hot

("I done tried to tell ya!") The world ain't all that new

("I done tried to tell ya!") The world ain't all that true

("I done tried to tell ya!") Uh-huh... So now who's the fool?

[Hook: Quasimoto, with Madlib]

Hey – don't go away mad, just go away

You ain't gotta go away mad, girl, just go away

Lord Quas ain't the one that play the hydrant game

Astro Black ain't the one that play the hydrant game

Don't go away mad, just go away

You ain't gotta go away mad, girl, just go away

Lord Quas ain't the one that play that hydrant game

Astro Black ain't the one that play the hydrant game

[Post-Chorus: Quasimoto, Madlib, (Melvin Van Peebles sample)]

("My story's sad, ain't it?")

"Nothing?!" What's wrong?

What – the cat got your tongue or something?

Give me all the details

("What's that supposed to mean?!")

Yo – ain't but one detail

("What's that supposed to mean?!")

[Outro: Melvin Van Peebles sample]

"You always come out holding gold-bladed handles, raisin' ya leg on me

And I always come out holding that sticky brown end

You ripped it the last time, mama, raisin' your leg on me!

You riftin' for the last time, mama, raisin' your leg on me!!"

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