Hot N Crusty

[Intro]

At least I didn't call her a bitch

[Verse 1: Cavalier]

Hey, ho

Hey

Hey, ho

I see you

I got the Eye of Horus, it could be you

And yes, I said "Ho"

It's not to offend, we all know what it is

It's no need to pretend

You smell like hoe-pourri, wear well your hosiery

An attention hoe with a vibe like, "Notice me" (Notice me)

Yeah, we noticed

Your beaver so eager pussy came with footnotes

Its nickname wikipedia

Pro hoes wash up

Or at least charge em double when niggas try to squad up

You at the bar stuck

We had a nice time in the stall but no room for you in the ride

Aww shucks

[Chorus]

Hey, yo, Cav

You talkin' 'bout that stanky, musty-ass hoe? (Uh huh)

That hot n crusty ass hoe? (You got that right)

I Al Bundy that hoe

I Doug Funnie that hoe

Pimp C and Bun B that hoe

Cam'ron and dougie that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

Give n'an money to that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

Give n'an money to that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

Give n'an money to that hoe

[Verse 2: Quelle Chris]

Once a freak, always, regardless

Met her buying tank tops in Target

She was buying tank tops at Target

So, she bought us tank tops at Target

I smelled it, dealt it, her nani farted

I beat it up, ate it up and departed

She would call me "Quallay", I ain't correct her

I would call her "Whats-her-face" and just sex her

I knew other brothers hittin' at the same time

And a few brothers gettin' in the same line

So many fish in the sea, lake, moat, pond

Don't need to waste all your day chasin' prawns

[Chorus]

You talkin' 'bout that stanky, musty-ass hoe? (Uh huh)

That hot n crusty ass hoe? (You got that right)

I'll Al Bundy that hoe

I'll Doug Funnie that hoe

Pimp C and Bun B that hoe

Cam'ron and dougie that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

[Verse 3: Fresh Daily]

Check it out

Straight hair up on her chin, straight her up on her nipple

Booty like a stripper, ran her face full of pimples

Goddamn, baby girl, get your baby out the rain

Still a baby yourself, how you gon' maintain?

I ain't your baby daddy

How do I explain?

She would come into my store on 233rd

Real flirty, hair dirty, definition of "bird" (Word)

She kinda look like Rihanna if Rihanna was broke and she wanted me on her

Never let it be said that I'm a primadonna

Swing low like chariots or even Peter Parker

Hoes got predicaments, they'll figure it out

Usually end up with a fat-

Paycheck

'Cause at the end of the day we all pay

[Chorus]

Not me

Yo, Fresh, you talkin' 'bout that stanky, crusty-ass hoe? (That hoe)

That hot n musty ass hoe? (Yeah)

I'ma Al Bundy that hoe (That hoe)

I'ma Doug Funnie that hoe (That hoe)

I'ma Pimp C and Bun B that hoe (That hoe)

Cam'ron and dougie that hoe (That hoe)

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

Give damn money to that hoe (No money to that hoe)

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

Not a goddamn cent to that hoe

I'on' give n'an money to that hoe

One goddamn cent to that hoe

Shit

[Outro]

I'll Doug Funnie that hoe

Pimp C and Bun B that hoe

I don't even know why you doin' that

You know what I mean?

I ain't, I ain't down with hoes and, uh

(No?)

No