If

[Spoken Intro]

I mean everybody say, what if?

What if I could fly? What if man could fly for real?

Wouldn’t that be somethin'?

Man, I would surely touch the sky if I could just fly

You know we have our dreams

We always say, what if, what if this, what if that

What if you and me were together? What if?

Forever! I mean, eternity for real! What if?

Uh-huh, if, yeah, baby

[Verse 1]

Listen, if I were a painter, baby, I’d paint a picture of us

Somewhere on a private island makin' love, yeah

Now if I were a pirate, baby, I’d discover, yeah

You for me 'cause girl you are a treasure, yeah

If I was a dream, baby, here’s what I’d do

Allow every good dream you dream to come true, yeah

If I were a promise baby, then you could bet, yeah

That every promise made to you girl will be kept, yes, it would

If I was a magician baby, then you’d have no fear

'Cause I’d snap my fingers and make your worries disappear

If I were...

[Chorus]

If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things

Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing

I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring

If I could, I’d do those things

[Verse 2]

Now, if I were a preacher, baby, my sermon would be

About how God opened up Heaven and rained you on me, yeah

If I was a doctor, baby, I surely would

Give you somethin' for your pain that’ll make you feel real good

Now, if I were a psychic, baby, then our love would last

'Cause I’d go into the future

And prevent all break ups from comin' to pass

Lord, if I were feeling down, baby, and really goin' through

All friends are gone then I know that I can count on you

One more, if we were at a club, baby, and this jam came on

I’d grab you by the hand and tell you, "Let’s step to this song"

If I were...

[Chorus]

If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things

Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing

I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring

Baby, if I could, I’d do those things

[Bridge]

If I could blink my eye and be a giant eagle in the sky

Girl, I would swoop down and fly you straight into the sun

Ooh, if I could pick a number out of every number, girl, you’d be

My number one, oh oh, yeah yeah

[Chorus]

If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things

Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing

I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring

If I could, I’d do those things

If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things

Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing

I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring

If I could, I’d do those things

If I were all these things then girl to you I’d give all these things

Fly you straight to Heaven and step with you while the angels sing

I’d ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring

If I could, I’d do those things

[Outro]

Chocolate Factory, y'all

Like I said, we're just down here having fun

You know, drinky drinkin' and toasty toastin'

You know what I'm sayin'

How y'all doin'? Y'all having fun tonight? (YEAH!)

It's about 20 ladies down here

They just came down to visit, you know what I'm sayin'

Just to have a little fun

And show some support for the Happy People album, you know

How many of y'all step?