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R. Missing – I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver (2026) | Track profile | Dork

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I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver EP
I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver

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I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver

Release date: 3rd April 2026

From I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver EP

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About This Track

"I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver" is a track by R. Missing, from the album I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver EP, released 3rd April 2026. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

R. Missing

R. Missing

Lyrics

I’m Not a Guide, I’m a Professional Driver

Where are you taking me?

Tell me

Where are you taking me?

I'm not a guide

I’m a professional driver

Where are we?

What is this?

Tell me

Where are you taking me?

Tell me

Where are you taking me?

I'm not a guide

I'm a professional driver

When?

Why?

Can we stop to take pictures?

Will there be time?

I’m not a guide

I'm a professional drivеr

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2026

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