Have a Nice Day

[Verse 1]

I heard it from the gangster

I heard it from the priest

I heard it from my best friend

Way down in the middle east

[Chorus]

Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day

Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say

[Verse 2]

I heard from the landlord

When he kicked me out

I heard it from the spirits

As they possessed my house

[Chorus]

Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day

Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say

[Verse 3]

When they look me in the eye I turn the other way

It's just a trained reaction something they gotta say, yeah

I heard it from New Zealand

I heard it at the club

I heard it from my doctor

Before he pulled the plug

[Chorus]

Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day

Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say

Have a nice day. That's all I hear every day

Have a nice day. I don't believe a word you say