Absolutely Nothing

[Verse 1]

I backed my Chevrolet out the driveway straight to the station

Filled it up with gas, grabbed a bag of ice, a Mountain Dew and a Slim Jim

Oh, and a couple of ice cold beers too

And I swung a little gravel rock burning out that parking lot

Found a long dirt road and the perfect river spot

And broke out them beach chairs

And we sat down right there and I pulled out my guitar

And started strumming on it

[Chorus]

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing

With my toes tapping in the sand

She sang along, just me and my baby humming

Nothing, nothing like just doing

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

[Verse 2]

Well she was skipping rocks, grabbed my seat

And I was popping tops and I popped a string

Yeah man that sun must've been a hundred degrees

Oh but we had a cold river at our feet

And every now and then a cool, cool breeze

We were blowing smoke with our eyes closed

Neither one of us was saying a word

Nah, we weren't saying a word, we were just a-touching toes every now and then

And she gave me a smile

It was beer-thirty all day long, all day long

[Chorus]

And I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing

With my toes tapping in the sand

She sang along, just me and my baby humming

Nothing, nothing like just doing

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

[Tag]

I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing

Singin' nah nah nah nah nah nah

She sang along, just me and my baby humming

Nothing, nothing like just doing

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

Absolutely nothing (whoo hoo hoo)

Absolutely (whoo hoo hoo) nothing