Leopard-Skin Pill Box Hat

Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, you must tell me, baby

How your head feels under somethin' like that

Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

You look so pretty in it, honey, can I jump on it sometime?

Yes, I just wanna see if it's really the expensive kind

You know it balances on your head

Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine

Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, if you wanna see the sun rise, honey, I know where

We'll go out and see it sometime, we'll both just sit there and stare

Me with my belt wrapped around my head

And you just sittin' there

In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you

"It's bad for your health," he said

Yes, I disobeyed his orders, I came to see you instead

You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me

But I sure wish he'd take that hat off his head

Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

Well, I see you got a new boyfriend

You know, I never seen him before

And I saw you makin' love to him

You forgot to close the garage door

You might think he loves you for your money

But I know what he loves you for

It's your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat