If You Have To Ask (Live '00)

[Verse 1]

Wanna-be gangster thinkin' he's a wise guy

Rob another bank, he's a 'sock 'em in the eye' guy

Tank-head, Mr. Bonnie and Clyde guy

Look him in the eye, he's not my kinda guy

Never be confusion proof

Your pudding's sweet but too aloof

Orange-eyed girl with the backslide dew said

"Yo, homie, who you talkin' to?"

Backed up paddywagon mackin' on a cat's ass

One uppercut to the cold upper middle class

Born to storm on boredom's face

Add a little lust to the funky ass Flea bass

Most in the race just lose their gracе

The blackest hole in all of spacе

Crooked as a hooker, now suck on my thumb

Anybody wanna come get some?

[Chorus]

(If you have to ask) You'll never know, oh

Funky motherfucker will not be told to go

(If you have to ask) You'll never know, ah

Funky motherfucker will not be told to go

[Verse 2]

Don't ask me why I been flyin' so high

Mr. Bubble meets superfly in my third eye

Searchin' for a soul bride, she's my freakette

Soak it up inside, deeper than a secret

Much more than meets the eye

To the funk, I fall into my new ride

My hand, ah, my hand

Magic on the one is a medicine man

Thinkin' of a few taboos that I ought to kill

Dancin' on her face like a stage in Vaudeville

I feel so good, can't be understood

Booty of a hoodlum, rockin' my red hood

[Chorus]

(If you have to ask) You'll never know, ah

Funky motherfucker will not be told to go

(If you have to ask) You'll never know, oh

Funky motherfucker will not be told to go

[Interlude]

Oh! It's okay

[Guitar Solo]

Ha! Ho!

Sudden set of [?]

[Instrumental Outro]