Beer

One, two, three, four
(Whoo-oh-ho)
(Whoo-oh-ho)

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore
I say she never cared and that she never will
I'd do it all again, I guess I'll have to wait until then

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend, and I'll say
I think I'll have myself a beer

(Whoo-oh-ho)
(Whoo-oh-ho)

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
But I guess she changed her mind
Well, I should have known, it wouldn't be all right
But I can't live without her, so I won't even try

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend, and I'll say
I think I'll have myself a beer

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do?
She looks like Heaven, maybe this is Hell?
She said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
She said
"It's okay boy, 'cause you know we'll be good friends", and I say
"I' think I'll have myself a beer"
"I think I'll have myself a-"

Whoo-oh-ho-whoo
Whoo-oh-ho-whoo
Whoo-oh-ho-whoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah

(Whoo-oh-ho)
(Whoo-oh-ho)