The Underworld

[Intro: Bizarre]

Reel Wolf, underground shit

I guess I'm up first, right?

I'ma rap first?

Alright, let me hit this blunt right quick

[Verse 1: Bizarre]

I'm the sickest motherfucker on this earth

That'll fuck a transvestite, dog, or blue Smurf

Bizarre smack a bitch quick

Then give her ass a lick while she take a shit

Fuck your period, fuck your rag

Take it in your ass, just like a fag

All my fans is crazy, they love it

That's why I say fuck it, and smack you in public

I'm rugged!

[Verse 2: Reef the Lost Cauze]

Yeah, you know me well

The Gods said that they owe me hell

I'm the outlaw Josey Wales

I make a nigga feel spiritual like holy tales

From the bible, roll Exodus and then inhale

No one knows you, so if I kill you who’d I tell?

Half-hipster, whiney nigga that’s a fuckin' fail

Life without purpose, that’s a fucking jail

Lost Cauze, when I spit it’s fucking hell

[Verse 3: Ill Bill]

Master a dance of lesbians, satanic majesty's equestrian

On a black steed stampeding pedestrians

'Do what thou wilt' shall be the whole of the law

I get my dick sucked by a nun with the soul of a whore

Superstitious like a gypsy casting a death-spell

Exhale chemtrails, strangle you with your own entrails

14th day of July innocence was averted

Ill Bill, born on the same day Billy The Kid was murdered

[Verse 4: Slaine]

It's kill or be killed, so watch out for the villain, he's ill

I'm slinging rap, swinging bats like I'm in little league still

Sniffing cocaine off a coin with Kennedy's grill

Cough from a joint while I'm crushing my enemies will

I'm a homicidal Hercules, doggie, I'm an urban myth

I swerve the whip and get my dick sucked while on my work release

I give these rappers bad advice and a nervous twitch

Penetrate and innovate, a renegade, I murder shit

[Hook]

I'm a real wolf

With the Underworld clique

[Verse 5: Celph Titled]

I ain't racist just 'cause I split your head to the white meat

The missing link Yeti-Sasquatch, yeah I might be

This shit's real, distribute guns in the kids meal

Open the box, hold the Glock, bust a shot through the windshield

The manifestation of evil stay alive and breathing

I'm Satan's fitness trainer, exercising demons

Respect the shooter, I'll find the bastard

Hell, my loaded pistol is a fire hazard

[Verse 6: King Gordy]

My dick stays hard in graveyards, you pray hard

As I make love to Adolf Hitler's carcass

Call me a nigga as I lick his heartless chest

I guess these skinhead Nazis wanna get retarded

Why? 'Cause I'm fucking your leader all in his ass

Speak to him in Hebrew, fuck the Führer until he's back, dead again

Tell the Aryans I'm burying my head right in his belly

And it's scary 'cause I'm licking his mustache

[Verse 7: Sid]

Son of a killer, Mr. fucking grimey

SAS 22nd regiment limey

Born in a bar with my eyes wide open

Inspired by debacles since I came out the fallopian

We don't fuck around, got permits to carry

Everybody walks around like Dirty fucking Harry

Don't play my town, 'cause we will fucking bury you

Carry you to a farm, cut off your arms, chewed up by animals

[Verse 8: PMD]

On your mark, get set, ready to go

Green light, checkered flag, time to get that dough

And ayo, in the underworld I'm half-wolf and half-lycan

Swing the Excalibur, barbaric viking

[Verse 9: Sean Strange]

Vicodin, marijuana, cocaine, the Grateful Dead

Average rapper kidnapping, be sure to make your bed

When they battle me fatality take your head

And write a rhyme with your blood, the page's painted red

[Hook]

I'm a real wolf

With the Underworld clique

[Verse 10: Apathy]

I'm the king of Castle Greyskull

My grey matter's powerful as Grey Hulk

I’m Zartan, I'm Tarzan before he went to Greystoke

My brain's broke, slang dope and when I speak my slang's dope

You're soft as fuck, your whole album is a gay joke

Rap's lethal, spit a sixteen at you

We'll paint the ceiling with your brains like the Sistine Chapel

I'm the cardinal of carnage, the poisonous priest

Don't bother praying to your God, there's no avoiding this beast

[Verse 11: Swifty McVay]

You ain't about that life, you a bastard that won't attack

I'm the type to grab a knife and I'm stabbing you with it backwards

I'm backslapping wack ass non-rappers

Snatch the breath out of you faster than asthma without a gas mask

I lace hash, a heinous figure

Slash-murderer, I'm burning these legacy killers

Putting mo' metal in niggas than robotic mechanisms

Kill his woman and brag about it in prison

[Verse 12: Vinnie Paz]

Rambo-knife, show you what bloody is

You call it a dead cop, I call it a bloody pig

You think your hands nice? Money, you's a funny kid

You next to get molly-whopped like your buddy did

The Ruger Blackhawk, stick it in the dunny rib

Throw him in the fucking bathroom like Sonny did

The biggest show in your career: like a hundred kids

The AR-15 blew off like a hundred wigs

[Verse 13: Tech N9ne]

Grim reaper to Ariel Castro, Adam Lanza, James Holmes

Flame on, no it ain't wrong when I'mma have them plans for cancer

Then land ya in the hands of tense Panthers

Damned with antlers that ram ya man Pampers

Scrams the answer, no evil understands ya

Grandeur and like you were three times the word lambda

I'll be the damper on a clan's fam's camper

Necromancer drinking vodka and Fanta with Santa

[Hook]

I'm a real wolf

With the Underworld clique