Belt

Ba dum da dum da dum da dum

Ba dum da dum da dum da dum

I know I say I'll go away

But then I don't, I come right back

And walk right smack into your lips

And turn all black and blue

And though I've seen the light so many times before

I've also figured out the light is just a switch

That I can turn on or I can turn off

Please, oh, please

Oh, when it's off

You cannot see, you cannot hear

Even in your ear, saying

"Yo, girl

Don't make me take off my belt

Don't make me take off my belt

And smack you upside the head

Yo, girl

Don't make me take off my belt

Don't make me take off my belt

And smack you right-side-up"

Upside down a frown becomes a smile

And so he thinks I take it with a smile

Double upside down a frown remains a frown

Too bad he never checks the double upside down

And when I'm doubled up on the floor

And I see a double him

Giving me a double wham-bam

"Yo, girl, don't make me take off my belt

Don't make me take off my belt

And smack you upside the head

Yo, girl!

Don't make me take off my belt, don't take me take off my belt

Don't make me take off my belt

And smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack"

Chicken soup, mashed potatoes, gravy

Orange juice, milkshakes, pudding

Oatmeal, soft-served ice cream

Ain't it good that there's soft food

'Cause I couldn't eat very much else right now

They ask me, "How?"

"Well, hahaha, I fell down some stairs

Yeah, hahaha, I bumped into a door

Oh, I'm such a klutz

I, I say that very same thing to myself

All the time, all the time

I say, yo, girl

Can't you watch where you are?

You don't watch where the hell you're going

You're gonna get yourself killed

You know, hey, girl

Can't you watch where you walk?

You're gonna get yourself killed

You're gonna get yourself killed

You're gonna get yourself"

I know I say I'll go away

But then I don't, I come right back

And walk right smack into your lips

And turn all black and blue

And though I've seen the light so many times before

I've also figured out the light is just a switch

That I can turn on or I can turn off

Please, oh please

Oh, when it's off

You cannot see shit, you cannot hear shit

Even in your ear, saying

"Yo, girl

Don't make me take off my belt

Don't make me take off my belt

And smack you upside the head

Yo, girl!

Don't make me take off my belt

Don't make me take off my belt

Then smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack"