Reginasaurus

If I was a dinosaur

I'd be a Reginasaurus

And if I knew a million English words

I'd have my own Spektor's thesaurus

If I was born in the merry month of May

Then I would be a Taurus

And if I had a little extra time on my hands

Then I'd surely join a chorus

Bum, bum, bum

If I was a philosophy

I'd be Registentianalism

And if people spoke using quotes of me

They'd speak Regina-isms

If i was a religion of me

Then my church would surely have a schism

They'd be Regewish and Registian and Reguslim and Reguddhist and Regatheist

But they'd still be friends!

If I was a great big city

I'd be Reginapolis

And no one would be hungry or cold

In my thriving metropolis

Unless, of course, they came down with a bad case of Reginitis

It's a headache, and a heartache, and a... And a sunburn... And a something.. And something.. And an acute gastritis

Bum, bum, bum!

But if I was a dinosaur

I'd be a Reginasaurus

And if I knew a million English words

I'd have my own Spektor's thesaurus

If I was born in the merry month of May

Then I would be a Taurus

And if I had a little extra time on my hands

Then I'd surely join a chorus