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Retarded – You Can't Be My Girl (2000) | Track profile | Dork

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I Don't Wanna Be Trained
You Can't Be My Girl

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You Can't Be My Girl

Release date: 2000

From I Don't Wanna Be TrainedTrack 1

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"You Can't Be My Girl" is a track by Retarded, from the album I Don't Wanna Be Trained, released 2000.

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From I Don't Wanna Be Trained

2000

Album

I Don't Wanna Be Trained

Track number

1

Release year

2000

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