Hotline Bling (In Five and Drunk)

[Spoken]

Thank you ladies and gentlemen

I’m Richard Cheese and this my

Lounge Against The Machine band

This is a song by Drake

But I gotta be honest with you…

“Drake no bueno”

So we figured we’d step in and take his song

“Hotline Bling” and fix it

You notice my jazz cats here are playin’ this in

5/4 time

One, two three four five

Two, two three four five

That’s right, this isn’t a 4/4 song like everything else

This song is in “Five”… yeah

But there’s a problem - I don’t know where to come in!

W-w- How do I know when to start singing?

So I have a littlе trick that I use

I multiply five times four…

And I comе in on twenty

So now ladies and gentlemen

Here is “Hotline Bling” …  in twenty

You ready fellas?

You listening Drake?

[Verse 1]

You used to call me on my cell phone

Late-night when you need my love

Call me on my cell phone

Late-night when you need my love

And I know when that hotline bling

That can only mean one thing

And I know when that hotline bling

That can only mean one thing

Ever since I left the city, you

Started wearing less and goin' out more

Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor

Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

You used to call me on my cell phone

Late-night when you need my love

Call me on my cell phone

Late-night when you need…

...my love

[Spoken]

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