Adam's Apple

Adam has an apple that lives inside his head
Tells him what to do and here is what he said
"Take him to the woods so they'll never get out"
Apple is a friend and he doesn't mess around, AAH!

If Adam's sad
He will get a plastic bag
And he'll fill it with water
And drown you slowly
Adam's apple gets lonely
Oh, oh, oh
(Not too shabby, not too shabby, come on)

Adam is a boy who's bleached by time
He doesn't know he's out of his mind
People give up when things get hard
Adam is lost and Adam is scarred

If Adam's sad
He will get a plastic bag
And he'll fill it with water
And drown you slowly
Adam's apple gets lonely

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Adam has an apple that lives inside his head
Tells him what to do and here is what he said
"Take him to the woods where they'll never get out"
Apple is a friend and he doesn't mess around

(Fuck my voice! Aha- ugh)