Poor Howard

Poor Howard, poor boy

Poor Howard, poor boy

Poor Howard, poor boy

Left me here to jump for joy

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Poor Howard's been and gone

Poor Howard's been and gone

Poor Howard's been and gone

And left me here to sing this song, oh

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on, I know

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Where you been since I been gone?

Where you been since I been gone?

Where you been since I been gone?

With the great big man with a derby on?

Mmm, pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Pretty little girl with a red dress on, oh

Pretty little girl with a red dress on

Ooh, oh

Ooh, oh

Ooh, oh

Ooh, oh

All I want in this Creation

Pretty little girl and a big plantation

Four little kids to call me papa

Four little kids to drive me crazy

All I want in this Creation

Pretty little wife and a big plantation

Four little kids to crawl on me

Four little kids to love me

All I want in this Creation

A pretty little wife with a big plantation

Four little kids to call me papa

Four little kids to drive me crazy

Wa-wa

Oh, wa-wa

Oh, wa-wa

Oh, wa-wa

Oh, wa-wa

Wa-wa

Wa-wa

Wa-wa

All I want in this Creation

Pretty little wife and a big plantation

Four little kids to call me papa

Four little kids to drive me crazy