Oh! Woe is Me

Mixed up kids mixing drinks at church mixers

Virginal catholic boys and lesbian sisters

Do "The Collapse" and learn of love through rude whispers

Oh, woe is me

Dim wifey, tethered, met her husband who wed her

No worse or better for the fit of her sweater, but

Anais Nin's letters led her to studded leather

Oh, woe is me

Oh, woe is me

Punk rock poser poster-boys playing they're hard

While hairless, barely legal teens smoke and deal cards

The vanguard of the avant-garde or dull retards?

I think I know

I joined this band 'cause I heard I could get some

It was a lie, a decade's past since I last come

I put my anguish in song here's a new one it's called:

"Oh! Woe is Me"

Oh, woe is me