Xbox vs. Playstation

[Verse 1: Rockit Music (as Xbox)]

What up? The green monster's on deck, and I intend to end this argument

PlayStation, who the fuck is that? (That)

Corrosive and toxic, can't play without a hazmat

With a controller that feels like shit

How's my hand supposed to move? It's never ever gonna fit

Now let me list a few things you might have missed

We're cheaper, we're better, cooler titles, cooler kids

Guardians and Gears are the games that you should fear

Uncharted understandably the worst game of the year

So do yourself a favor, go and get a better console

They'll probably hook you up at your local Wells Fargo

Oh wait, but you're poor, kid, you're Sony's little orphan

Couldn't make this more morbid, fuckin' PlayStation abortion

Can I kill you cross network? Guess who's raisin' their net worth?

Now Microsoft just gave birth to a new gaming culture

[Pre-Chorus: MissEXP]

You played the games

That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names

[Chorus: MissEXP]

So which one do ya' choose? (Pick a system)

Which one's gonna lose when it all goes down?

(When it all goes down, when it all goes down, when it all goes down?)

[Verse 2: Jazzie J]

Green box, what? You Incredible Hulk?

You in that five dollar bin at the Walmart bulk

Oh, you talkin' shit and you tryin' to attack?

You big, slow and ugly like a damn Betamax

Yeah, you hot, PlayStation set you on fire

How you claim to be a game? Can't even play Street Fighter

Speaking of real games, do you have any?

Get with the PlayStation, we got plenty

Microsoft, Xbox, Windows and Bing

All of these platforms are obsolete things

I'm sleek, I'm faster, I'm a hardcore game

My speed and my graphics will put you to shame

[Pre-Chorus: MissEXP]

You played the games

That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names

[Chorus: MissEXP]

So which one do ya' choose? (Ah-ah, pick a system)

Which one's gonna lose (Ah-ah) when it all goes down?

Oh, when it all goes down

Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down)

When it all goes down (When it all goes down)

[Verse 3: Rockit Music]

For all you fuckin' fanboys, MissE's here to make noise

PlayStation versus Xbox, Khaki vs Corduroy

Stupid how there's so much hate, every game's the fuckin' same

Opinionated little flames, drop the mic, there's no debate

First chick spittin' bars, better give her some applause

Hotter than a wreckin' ball, did you hear me? Press pause

Xbox or PlayStation, all gamer's foundation

Stop all your hatin', and just go get a fuckin' Wii, I guess

[Pre-Chorus: MissEXP]

You played the games

That's the only way that we became (Ah) the only household names

[Chorus: MissEXP]

So which one do ya' choose? (Pick a system)

Which one's gonna lose when it all goes down?

Oh, when it all goes down

Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down)

Oh, when it all goes down (When it all goes down)

Oh, when it all goes down