I Don't Want to Get Married

(Why don't you lay with me?) No, I can't do that

(Why don't you touch me man?) No, I can't do that

(Sit down on my big brass bed) Oh, I mustn't do that

(I know you fancy me) I may do that, oh yeah

I don't want to get married, it's too expensive

I don't want to get married, can't stand her relative

I don't want to get married, I have no motor car

I don't want to get married, I have no furniture

(Why don't you call me up?) No, I can't do that

(Why don't you ask me out?) I can't do that

(Come around and meet my mum) I may do that

(She has some special rum) Ooh, I may do that, oh yeah

I don't want to get married, I love my motorbike

I don't want to get married, I'm learning bagpipe

I don't want to get married, I can't afford it

I don't want to get married, she live in Shoreditch, yeah

I wanna get away

C'mon, now

Listen up, now

(Give up that football team) I'll never do that

(Stop going down the pub) You must be joking, I'll never do that

(Have you no future plan?) Why would I do that?

(Are you a gay man?) I've never tried that

I don't want to get married, I love my cat and dog

I don't want to get married, I think I'll write a blog

I don't want to get married, it's not in my DNA

I don't want to get married, I am only 48

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