Move Me

[Verse 1]

It's obvious darlin'

You've become allergic to me

Are my trousers too wide?

Do I drink and get mean?

Is my demeanor that embarrassing?

Are my jokes obsolete?

Or is it my sweat that's no longer sweet?

I work hard in the factory

To keep you in luxury

To which you've grown accustomed and you love

Lately you don't light my fuse

Is my fan belt coming loose?

Punch me in the Bible baby please

[Chorus]

Move me, move me, move me when I'm home

Why don't you move me, move me?

Move me when I'm home

[Verse 2]

Sometimes, baby, I awake in the night

I reach out to touch you

But I'm scared you might bite

A little emotion wouldn't be out of place

Wake up and love me put a smile on my face

Otis Redding said it best, "Try a little tenderness"

Aretha wanted more "respect"

Give me just a little touch

That ain't really asking much

Your dog gets more attention than I do

[Chorus]

Move me, move me, move me when I'm home

Come on and move me, move me, move me when I'm home

[Verse 3]

Sometimes I wonder if you'll miss me at all

Emotionally independent, as hard as a wall

You're so wrapped up in your own little world

Your old time religion is your lunch with the girls

When I'm standing next to you even in a crowd

I might as well be on another planet

Tell me what I've done to you to justify this ridicule

If it's over why don't we forget it?

[Chorus]

Move me, soothe me, move me, rock me

Move me when I'm home

Why don't you move me, love me, move me, rock me?

Move me when I'm home

Why don't you rock me, move me, love me, soothe me?

Move me when I'm home

Why don't you rock me, rock me, move me, soothe me?

Soothe me when I'm home