Shake a Leg

ladies n gentlemen, please put ur handz 2geva 4 eski.
oi oi shake a leg shake a leg
oi dan wotdya call dis,
y av u got me spittin on dis,
i dont usualli spit on tracks lyk deez, but its jus da start n im startin 2 lyk it,
watch produers try n buy me,
if u lyk it, dont fyt it dance wiv ur grandma, ill b dancin wiv ur aunti, put my hand on her bum gettin lively SWITCH!
now i move on2 ur girlfrend, me dancin wiv ur girl its lyk hell frend,
im gettin randy,
u no wot wud be handy
a lil glass of brandy
now im skankin wiv big chest mandy shakin a leg inda middle of da dancefloor
im givin her wot she askd 4,
she gt a hardback wind wot more can she ask 4

chorus.
cum n shake a leg wiv me
can u please shake a leg wiv me
cum n shake a leg wiv me
can u please shake a leg wiv me

ladies an gentelmen, lets have a warm welcome, 4 our ex performa- jose fernandez!
this is loca 2 go 2
i am spanish 2 wiggle ur toe 2
come,
shake ya leg for a giggle
grab ya keys up,
i got a knees up to go to
tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes
going for the nachos and the free booze
in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo
roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
left, right, backward, forward we go
lambada with a chica,
spittin image of deebo
i do the salsa with the old fogies
eatin runny guacomole green like bogies
sister casandra dont mind either and shes
a fat butch like pat butcher

Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi! (ariba)
Come and shake a leg with me (ariba)
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!

(Ladies and gentleman,
will you please put your hands togther
for the Ethnal from Bethnal)

Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)
Wot?
This sounds like the job for me
The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g
which l-e-g
third l-e-g
Yeah! He's a wrong'un
known to be a liberty
like him. i cant see me sittin on this
but i like music so im spittin on this
yeah you you can join in on this one, you with
the buff face and you with the cris bum
wait a minute did i say cris bum let me
check that bum, likes bum flat bum
shes got no bum its like a back of a splitting
i need to no how shes sitting, now stop
looking down waiting for it to expand its not
gunna happen, it just dont happen, so move on
your best go tres another man coz it might happen,
it just might happen.

Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!