I’m Gay

Oh (oh, is that Giddy again?)
Ooh
(Ayy, piggy, piggyback, piggyback, piggyback)
Oh, yeah

Listen up, I be really gay
Tell me if you think that I isn't gay
I haven't met a dude that I didn't bang
Just tell me where's a dude and I'll get gay
Do me it, raw dog

Tips of a dick in the middle of the night
Give me $3.50 and you know I'll do it like Tom Brady
I can do it on a bike
You know that I sit up on a dick and do it like

I'm gay
Everybody knows I'm gay, gee
Always getting boned by Jay-Z
I'm at Mickey d's
Getting me a dick and fries with a small side of mayonnaise
Everybody knows I'm gay, see
Layin' back and watch some swayze (yeah)
I'm out munchin' d's
Doin' what a Mexican is tellin' me for two Pesos (yeah)

I've been overseas doin' gay shit (yeah)
With the viet cong and the a-rabs (gay)
I been gay down in Barbados with al-qaedas (boy)
We just bone and chill, bone and netflix then (yeah)
Bone and kill (yeah)
Infidels, yeah, their blood is spilled
God is patient and loves all his kids

It's Allah's will (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Making bombs all the time (time)
Screamin', "Allahu akbar, jihad" (oh)
Fly into the World Trade Center
Throw some bacon on the fry
Gettin' naked on the fly and

Trip on a dick in the middle of the night
I thought that it's drizzy but it isn't circumcized
I'm shady, I do a dude named Mike
You know that I didn't met a dude I didn't like

I'm gay
Everybody knows I'm gay
Laying up with the Arabs (Shiite and Sunni)
Shiite and Sunni
Snorting ketamine and doing things that Allah did not permit

Yup, gimme dick
Running down the beach with a dude I met named Rick
Get the chicks, outta here sick, I'm outta cig's
Let me get your BIC, nigga, we know all the tricks, yeah
Just call in sick
Then come meet me at the back of KFC at six
We call up, trans half-mans, smoke gans
Then reach into pants, in your hand, it's a plan (oh)
(Piggyback, piggyback, piggyback)

Yo, call diddy up 'cause we drinkin' downtown
Then we goin' round down to bobby brown's townhouse
To put a brown pound in his mound now

Sit on a dick in the middle of a flight
Fly into some buildings and I'm screamin' "Jesus Christ is great"
I can do it on a hike
Climb up on a hill and then I find out that

I am gay
Everybody knows I'm gay now
Doin' men in their eighty's
Smokin' lots of weed
Snortin' meth and doin' things with men Allah forbade
Everybody knows I'm gay, gee
Layin' back and watch some swayze (yeah)
I am from Tunis
Singin' 'bout how gay I am and beatin' on Rihanna's face