I Am Dracula

[Verse 1]

I know something's up by how she looked at me tonight

I'm quiet across the dance floor, I am Dracula

Oh these days of celebrations unspool on the floor

Like a film that got loose from the canister

I know it won't be long

Til everything is gone

And you move away to someplace in the Hamptons

[Verse 2]

I know I'm a ghost

You should've seen me making breakfast

My heart is like an egg without a spatula

Somehow I got gipped

And I can only use remote controls

And like a haunted head shop, no tarantulas

One day when they figure out sunscreen for thе dead

I'll buy a new bathing suit from Amazon instead

Of morе cat toys

[Verse 3]

I have this recurring dream, I'm drunk in Paris in a taxi

The woman driver is awesome and wearing an X-men t-shirt

She is laughing, playing airdrums on the wheel to Captain & Tennille

And I think I fell in love

I think I fell in love

I think I fell and broke my arm on the hotel curb

I know something's up by how she looked at me tonight

I'm quiet across the dance floor

I am Dracula