[Verse 1]
There's this boy you know
There's this boy you wanna kiss so bad
That every time you see him, you split in triple parts
Pussy, head, heart
You hid the Bible beneath your pretty sundress
To cushion the blow
[Chorus]
But I got bad news for you, sister
I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him
I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him
I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him
I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him
[Verse 2]
There's this girl you want to blast so bad
Because you smelled her ghost and you lost control
Well, fuck you, Haley Joel
[Chorus]
I'm fucking her, I'm fucking her
I'm fucking her
[Verse 3]
They all line up to kiss your hand
Like Grandpa Bob
Like Grandma Lily in the Holocaust
The tears of junkies
The tears of queer and junkies
Gushing, munching, cunting it up
It's not fair when your man loses hair
But the memories are there
And the wisps are all you've got
[Chorus]
I'm fucking them, I'm fucking them
I'm fucking them, I'm fucking them
I'm fucking him, I'm fucking, I'm fucking
I'm still fucking you
[Bridge]
What are we good for? Sing
Weed, speed, subliminal
Puerile gauche, spitting clitoral
Tongues spring missiles, literally
Think out loud, fuck with me
Weed, speed, subliminal
Puerile gauche, all things clitoral
Tongues spring missiles
[Outro]
[Sample: Michael Jordan speaking to press March 19th, 1995]