They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain
Spoken interlude
BRAIN - Pinky, what are you doing?
PINKY - Oh hello Brain. I can hear the ocean. Hahaha!
BRAIN - Yes, and I'm sure the ocean can hear you as well
PINKY - Oh, I hope so. Oh Brain, I don't feel all that comfortable in this human outfit. This is awful. Yuck!
BRAIN - Pinky, we only need to do this for 17 years or so before we make enough tips to enforce our latest plan!
PINKY - Oh, I hope so, Brain. How much do we need?
BRAIN - About $182 million
PINKY - Oh dear. We're gonna try...
BRAIN - Yes. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
PINKY - I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstockings, what would our children look like?
BRAIN - No, Pinky. We need to go back to the lab to plan for tomorrow night!
PINKY - Why, Brain, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
BRAIN - Steinberg Bar Mitzvah! And then, the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!
PINKY - NARF!
BRAIN - Yeah!
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!
READ MORE ABOUT SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX