Teenage Dirtbag

Her name is Noelle

I had a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh, how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

Said "Come on, come on, come on, come on"

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

No-oh-oh-oh-oh

Her boyfriend's named Dane

He brings a gun to school

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

He lives on my block

And he drives an IROC

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me

No-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh yeah, dirtbag

She doesn't know what she's missing

Oh yeah, dirtbag

She doesn't know what she's missing

Man I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely

Lo and behold

She's walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does she give a damn about me?

Said "Come on, come on, come on

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you"

No-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you