Dogs & Cats

You love dogs but you hate cats
And you only really ever talk to lads
About your mother whose a pain in the ass
Your grizzly dad
Is he the only one whose got your back?
You hate girls when the hover round the bar
Its like they beg for your attention and it never goes far
Buy em one two drinks just to talk and you hate that
Its only worth talking if you're takin her back
To your house with a dog and no fucking cats
Your annoying little sister you cant even bear to look at
Your mothers in the kitchen and your dads outside
He's playing with his children and he's shouting for his wife
You hate the way she don't make room for your lives
You hate her face and its propensity to criticize
Thats when you feel for your father at the handle of a slog
He hates cats and you're his dog
You love dogs but you hate cats
You only really ever talk to lads
About your mother whose a pain in the ass
Your grizzly dad
Is he the only one whose got your back
Well you love dogs but you hate cats
And you never really thought to question that
You hate that cats aren't waiting for you when you get home
You love that dogs won't even try to say no
You hate the perpetrators
Only if there's proof without a shadow of a doubt
And even then you'll find some common ground
Turns out the criminals a criminal it's true
But he hates all the same things as you
You hate the girl behind the bar inside your local
Bout a ten minute walk but you hate walking when you're sober
And she's always got a face on
And you hate she doesn't smile
Doesn't give you her attention quite for seven pounds an hour
Spilt your beer the other day it was an accident
She said you clean your mess
Didn't even give you wipes
You had to get some from the mens
She said I'll sort it
You said no it's fine
But really what you meant was you think she's incompetent
You hate the dinner suits
The track suits
The villains and the victims
Hate lovers and you hate women
Hate that everyone around you don't agree yet
But somethings changing you can feel it
Well we all love dogs and all hate cats
If you see one scare it
You shoo it off back
But later maybe sooner it'll scare you too
When everyone you hate feels the same about you
Well we all love dogs and all hate cats
If you see one scare it
You shoo it off back
But later maybe sooner it'll scare you too
When everyone you hate feels the same about you
We all love dogs
We all hate cats
We all love dogs
We all hate cats
We all love dogs
We all hate cats
We all love dogs
We all hate cats