TiiKKA MASALA

[Chorus]

So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah

So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah

So I heard if you wanna be the coolest, you gotta go and break all of the rules

Then make all the rules (Ah)

[Post-Chorus]

New rules like Dua Lipa

You're a chicken just like tikka masala

Gotta go count all my guala

She my baby, go "wah-wah"

I hit so hard, piñata

Balenci' with the Prada

I am the goat, go "baa-baa"

I meant to say, "sheep," 'cause they go "baa"

She my lady, no Gaga

I got the cheese like Margherita

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza

Lean like the tower of Pisa

Green, I gotta get money up

I make art like Mona Lisa

Travel far, need me a visa-sa-sa (Sh—)

Shoo (Shoo, shoo), shoo-shoo (Shoo-shoo), shoo-ah-ah

I be with my dogs, and we be countin' blue

Blue's clues (Blue's clues), blue-ah-ha-ah

I feel like Einstein, 'cause MC is the square root of E, square root

Why-ai-ai do you remind me of Frankenstein? 'Cause nobody loves you (Say, say)

[Chorus]

So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah

So I heard you wanna be the coolest (You wanna be so cool), yeah

So I heard if you wanna be the coolest, you gotta go and break all of the rules

Then make all the rules (Ah)

[Post-Chorus]

New rules like Dua Lipa

You're a chicken just like tikka masala

Gotta go count all my guala

She my baby, go "wah-wah"

I hit so hard, piñata

Balenci' with the Prada

I am the goat, go "baa-baa"

I meant to say, "sheep," 'cause they go "baa"

She my lady, no Gaga

I got the cheese like Margherita

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza

Lean like the tower of Pisa

Green, I gotta get money up

I make art like Mona Lisa

Travel far, need me a visa-sa-sa (Sh—)

Shoo (Shoo, shoo), shoo-shoo (Shoo-shoo), shoo (Ah-ah)

Shoo, woah-woah (Oh)

Ooh, woah-woah (Oh)

[Outro]

So I heard you wanna be the coolest in the world (Coolest in the world)

I know a way to do it without all of the diamonds and pearls (Ooh)

I just hope that I don't lose it

I don't go nuts like a fucking squirrel (Squirrel)

I just hope that I don't go and abuse it

Don't go and make another song about a girl