No B-Sides

I'm sorry but there's no B-sides left for Ornament and Crime

I appreciate those who return each week and visit all the time

But do not fret 'cause I have not yet released the album true

It's not up to me but the powers that be why its release is overdue

So hopefully we'll all live to see dear Ornament and Crime

And in the meantime, know the time is still planning to blow your mind

So please, oh please, don't make MP3s and trade them 'cause that sucks

And if I find you've gone behind my back, I'll kick you in the nuts

And after your nuts heal and all is well, and it is finally time

We'll all sit back and have a snack with ol' Ornament and Crime