Aibohphobia

[Verse 1]

I met her at the chocolate shop

She was shopping for chocolate

Spoke very little but said a lot

Oh, she had the nicest car in the parking lot

Her dad's a ten, mom's a cop

I could say more but I'd rather not

Sounds coming from the woods

[Verse 2]

I ran into her at the bakery

Twice a day, too much for me

I went inside to find a scone

When in walked Madam Palindrome

Mum's the word, dad's a nun

She plays games, she's no fun

Race car, kayak, nurses run

I have aibohphobia

[Verse 3]

Last I heard, she made the news

Entertaining all the troops

Aboard the SS Guru Rug

She sounded nice and she was all dressed up

But a Toyota's a Toyota

She ain't much, but that's enough

Her eyes are pearls and her skin is tough

[Bridge]

Is there anybody home

Is there Madam Palindrome

Race car, kayak, nurses run

I have aibohphobia

I have aibohphobia

I have aibohphobia

[Break]

Sounds coming from the woods

Oh, sound's coming from the woods

Ooh

[Coda x4]

Are we not drawn onward, we few

Drawn onward to new era

Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome