Family Tree

[Verse 1]

Only dead folks get my jokes

Storm the castle and swim the moat

Across the world lives a big old goat

Who's got nine eyes and breathes nothing but smoke

And he loves Lilly but Lilly loves me

And Lilly loves Sheila but Sheila Loves me

So let’s go out back and plant a family tree

We'll be as happy as a couple motherfuckers can be

[Verse 2]

Load your pistol to shoot the breeze

Go to the garden tell the birds and bees

Not to bother the girls or harass the boys

Busk for your breakfast baby make some noise

We'll wake up grandpa wake up Jane

Throw a couple rocks at their window pane

[Bridge]

If daddy gives me money Ill drink my milk

Got women to scare

Got a world to tilt

[Outro]

There's no one in the world but you for me

So let’s go out back and plant a family tree