Late July

Oh gold digger took my money yeah

Dipped my heart and hands in honey

Snake Lady done stole my savings

Told gold digger she was having my babies

Well,  gold digger swung, snake lady fell

I took Gold Digger up to Chapel Hill

Oh, I married her fast, murdered her young

Oh, took my money back and made my run

Well, bus driver, all in red

Yeah, go pull this bus over and end up dead

Yeah go drive this bus down to Mexico

Park it on a cliff where that good grass grows

Till a chopper came along one sunny day

Oh, to burn my crops, lock me away

Well I'm eager, young and qualified

Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July

Ooooh

Yeah so, tell My mama, old and grey

Sittin' at-a home weepin' away

Oh. Her only boy washed down the drain

Gonna take her son oh and lock him away

Well, mama should be proud of me

Oh, I lived like a man, I'll die like a king

Cause I'm eager, young and qualified

Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July

Ooooh

Yeah so, tell my pappa his old and fat

His chewin his cigar with his hair slicked back

Yeah, roll him over, beat him black

Say it's from that boy oh he never had

Well, papa should be in my place

Oh to fry like bacon, hang like lace

Cause I'm eager, young and qualified

Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July so

Call Big Betty, yeah, my old squeeze

Kiss you so good, you go weak in the knees

Come to see her old man pop

I wanna have you there, when my big heart stops

But don't you worry, don't you fret

Oh I won't die with no regrets

Because I'm eager, young and qualified

Well I'm eager, young and starry-eyed

Well the big leagues call, oh you know that I reply

I got a date with that chair, oh, in late July

Oh it's coming up mighty, mighty, mighty fast just like

Ooooh

Just like oooooh

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