That Don’t Impress Me Much

Ow
(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh, yeah, yeah
(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much (han han, uh-uh)
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh, yeah, yeah
(Han han, uh-uh)

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought a lock it
'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much (han han, uh-uh)
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Han aho
Yeah

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?

Oh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much (han han, uh-uh)
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (don't impress me)
Oh-oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh, yeah, yeah
(Han han, uh-uh)

Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something? (Han han, uh-uh)
(Han han, uh-uh) that don't impress me much
(Han han, uh-uh)
Ho no (han han, uh-uh)
(Han han, uh-uh) that don't impress me
(Han han, uh-uh) ho no
(Han han, uh-uh) han aho
(Han han, uh-uh) yeah
(Han han, uh-uh) woo (woo, woo)
(Han han, uh-uh)