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Shelf Lives – All the Problems (2023) | Track profile | Dork

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Shelf Lives
All the Problems

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All the Problems

Release date: 25th April 2023

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About This Track

"All the Problems" is a single by Shelf Lives, released 25th April 2023. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 18 articles about Shelf Lives.

About the Artist

Shelf Lives

Shelf Lives

Lyrics

All the Problems

So, you say that the song is way too old
What you get from your mother's milk is cold
Hey son, it's cheap to take your daddy's gun
Great job, give it up for the World's sickest one

He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he takes a swing to get on with his day
He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he keeps them down in a phenomenal way

He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he takes a swing to get on with his day
He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he keeps them down in a phenomenal way

Tell me something you like about yourself
Tell me something you like about yourself
Tell me something you like about yourself
Tell me something nice about you

I know he can't stomach what you give him for free
And I know he can't stomach what you give him for free
Ache, come. Would love to semi-feel
No fun. Just give me something real

Life sucks. Crying in your cocaine shoes
Sick, abuse. Blame what the shot has done to you
He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he takes a swing to get on with his day

He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he keeps them down in a phenomenal way
He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he takes a swing to get on with his day
He's got all the problems, he's got all the problems in him
And he keeps them down in a phenomenal way

Tell me something you like about yourself
Tell me something you like about yourself
Tell me something you like about yourself
Tell me something nice about you

I know he can't stomach what you give him for free
And I know he can't stomach what you give him for free
And I know he can't stomach what you give him for free
And I know he can't stomach what you give him for free

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All the Problems

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Shelf Lives — All The Problems

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All The Problems

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