Billiard Player Song

[Verse]

He cursed like a billiard player

His racks his stick upon the ground, he

Waddles blind like an old man should be

Shakes a lot like an old man should

Off and on he's been here

Probably twenty years

Off and on he's been here

Guess he'll never go home

[Chorus]

I guess it's the comfortable chair

And company, you can't buy company

It's a frame of mind

It's people who've been through what you've been through

And a cigar

A good cigar now and again

[Verse]

Had his heart broken

By a little girl, she was small

Had his heart broken

By a little girl, she was small

Had his heart broken

You would never expect a thing

When he was a young man

It was like an event

[Chorus]

He promised her anything

He never had to deliver

He promised her everything

Ask yourself if you could do better

He promised her everything

She caught on

[Bridge]

A lot of people say she's crazy

But I know, I know a lot of people

And I think, I think she's alright!

[Verse]

He cursed like a billiard player

His racks his stick upon the ground

And she would ask him

She was young and she didn't know

Why things were like this

And not another way

[Chorus]

He lied to her

He lied to her

With a perfectly straight face

She believed him