Members Only

[Verse 1]

Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again

He seems to be stuck in the eighties

He wears his members only jacket

'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies

[Chorus]

And all the white folks shake their asses

Looking for the two and four

Well, I'll have mine in martini glasses

Cause I can't take it anymore

[Verse 2]

These are the days of empty kitchens

The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo

I think she's found a new religion

Studyin' the Kabbalah in her J.Crew

[Chorus]

And all the rich kids shake their asses

Looking for the two and four

Well, I'll have mine with Blackstrap Molasses

'Cause I can't taste it anymore

No, 'cause I can't taste it anymore

[Verse 3]

My friend Greg says it's all good

As the eastern seaboard's blown away

Now everything is goin' half-price

So look at all the money we saved

[Chorus]

And all the politicians shake their asses

Looking for the backdoor

I'll just be hangin' out with the lasses

'Cause they don't like the boys no more

No, and I can't take it anymore