DETENTION

Stole my teachers cigarettes found them in her purse
Went after math class to go smoke them in the girls room
Trash can caught on fire and i'm not a good liar
And they caught me with the lighter trying to make the fire worse
One time in gym stacey was getting on my nerves
(shit kid you're a fucking narc) or at least that's what i heard
And i hit her with a volleyball and of course the teacher saw it all
But she's been such a know it all

That's why I get detention
Every other day
They say I never listen
You say i'm going straight to hell

Didn't want to study for our test in history
Bought account of laxatives for Mrs Norbury
She caught me in action she even called my parents
She said you know where this sends

And that's how i get detention
Yeah Every other day
And i get on their nerves though
When i don't listen when they say
Yeah that's detention
For a little misbehave
Well they know that they will have to call the ducking police on me