Omg

Thinking that I am modern man

Brain thick and arms so lazy

Always funny, I'm stingy

And I'll say to you that

I'm the meanest motherfucker on the baseball team

I'm the people you avoid when you're out on the streets

And I know everything you love, and here's the song

So perfect-sounding, oh my god

Tell me when I'm old if I'm an asshole or a joke

I'll tell you that I'm almost ready, almost ready

And I'm almost ready

And I'm almost ready, almost ready

And I'm always almost just like you

And I'm almost ready, almost ready

And I'm always almost just like you

And I'm almost ready, almost ready

And I'm always almost just like you