I'm Sorry For Always Apologizing

[Verse 1]

Doctors don't think I'm sick

Just a self-important prick

Maybe aspirin will help

The jury's heard enough

Life sentence and then some

Flowers and condoms sent

Only more sins I repent

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm so sorry that you caught me lying

I'm so sorry that I'm still half trying

And I'm sorry for always apologizing

[Chorus]

Pretty and perfect

He liked his jokes dry

I didn't deserve him

So I hooked an earnest guy

Threw him in the sand and left him there to die

[Verse 2]

I'll carve my name on your room

Hang up posters in your tomb

Charm your family and friends

Ensure they never suspect

And I'll be wearing men's clothes

I won't do them justice, but

I'll keep them safe from Goodwill

Treasure the hint of your smell

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm so sorry for being so ruthless

I'm so sorry for the jerks I was screwing

I'm so sorry for always blaming others

And I'm sorry for always apologizing

[Chorus]

Shy and mysterious

Caught every girl's eye

Know I didn't deserve him

So I hooked an earnest guy

Threw him in the sand and left him there to die

[Post-Chorus]

He was loved and returned it

Skin was softer than mine

Know I didn't deserve him

So why'd I hurt an earnest guy?

[Bridge]

First time we ever met (The first time we ever met)

I got scared 'cause I came off like a bitch (I got scared)

With the first joke that I made (The first time I ever heard you sing)

First time I ever heard you sing

I bit my lip and got weak in the knees

And the first time I ever tried to kiss you (The first time I ever tried to kiss you)

I felt real dumb 'cause I didn't think you wanted me to

[Outro]

I'm sorry for noticing your innocence

And using it to boost my self esteem

I'm sorry that your kindhearted nature

Had a lousy forest fire take its trees

I'm sorry for saying that you couldn't be my friend

Just 'cause you wouldn't play with me

I'm sorry for always apologizing

[Outro]

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